BATTLE OF THE BLONDES

Trixie vs. Gloria

What's this on my dress?" Trixie asks, confronting her roommate Gloria. "How would I know?" Gloria replies, "I don't wear your clothes." "Bullshit!" replies Trixie, "I saw you with this dress on last night. I've told you not to wear my clothes without my permission and now you're going to pay for it." "Say what?" Gloria responds. She's been itching to put Trixie in her place for quite awhile now, ever since Trixie propositioned Gloria's boyfriend and he told her about it. Bad blood between roommates is a terrible thing and before you know it, Gloria's doubling up her fists and threatening to knock Trixie on her lovely ass. That's the way our great catfight episode begins and as you will see, all the rules of ladylike conduct are abondoned! Gloria gets two handfuls of blonde hair. Trixie throws Gloria down on the lounge chair. Gloria gets in a good hard slap to Trixie's face but then screams in pain when Trixie gets a handful of tit and really digs in her nails. Blouses are torn asunder, tempers rise and we're in for a real poolside bitch catfight. And the fight rages! Trixie is a dirty fighter, even sinking her teeth into Gloria's hand, causing screams of pain and rage from Gloria, who looks like she's really getting the worst of the battle as Trixie locks her thighs around her neck in a mean leg lock. Gloria, knowing she's getting beaten, tries to flee but Trixie stops her with a swift kick to the ass. Then the girls grab each other in a hair pulling match, each threatening to snatch the other bald. Hair pulling isn't exactly ladylike behavior, and neither is brawling and cursing. But, when two gals get pissed off, things get very wild! Since both girls' clothes are ruined, the battle now becomes one of domination, with Gloria obviously getting soundly beaten. But wait! Trixie tries a karate kick and Gloria gets her leg and knocks Trixie to the ground. Threatening to drown her, Gloria has Trixie begging her to let her go. Gloria isn't about to walk away from this battle without making Trixie pay for her brutality. "I'll let you go if you eat me," she demands, and as you can see, Trixie complies. Whether the girls will be friends again is doubtful, but we're sure there will be future battles. There usually are once women get a taste of catfighting. Anyone who has ever witnessed a catfight will agree that women are far more dangerous than men. They will use anything they can: nails, fists, teeth, feet. . .you name it! And even after victory they're never satisfied until the vanquished is completely humiliated. Gloria and Trixie aren't through yet with their fight to the finish.

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